Stuff 'n' Things

iron-hag-anna:

vilajunkie:

iron-hag-anna:

sparrowwingsandfragilethings:

aquarian-sunchild:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

I love this post! This time I got Symbiotic Transformation and Reflection Destruction. Badass!

Transcendent Nephalem Physiology and Powerful Touch. Cool

Adhesive Manipulation (i.e. your ass gets superglued to the toilet or I glue your car keys/shoes/all your furniture to the ceiling, because I am extremely juvenile) and Monsoon Manipulation (DON’T WORRY L.A. FRIENDS I CAN HELP)

vilajunkie oftaggrivated ryanvoid castielshandprint starfally

Identity Dominance (the ability to have total control over any living being who knows the user’s true name/identity) and Demonic Empowerment (the ability to gain power from demonic spirits, gods, or concepts and gain a demonic form). So basically I’m Lord Voldemort with a side of Demifiend and/or the MCs in Persona. ~Every day is great at your Junes!~

B.A.M.F. powers right there.

I’m still gluing your things to the ceiling.

Ah, but see, since you *do* know my true name, I can psychically manipulate you into gluing your own things to the ceiling. Or yourself to the ceiling. I’m like Rogue but I don’t need to touch you to steal your powers; I can just force you to use them whenever I want.

But now I’m curious: What happens when two Identity Dominators/Dominatrices know each other? Could ID No. 1 manipulate the other into thinking ID No. 2 is really manipulating ID No. 1 when they’re not? Do they lose control over their own automatic nervous systems? Or is it a cold war, where they both know trying to control each other will only end in a nuclear apocalypse, so they pretend to ignore each other? INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW!

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iron-hag-anna:

sparrowwingsandfragilethings:

aquarian-sunchild:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

I love this post! This time I got Symbiotic Transformation and Reflection Destruction. Badass!

Transcendent Nephalem Physiology and Powerful Touch. Cool

Adhesive Manipulation (i.e. your ass gets superglued to the toilet or I glue your car keys/shoes/all your furniture to the ceiling, because I am extremely juvenile) and Monsoon Manipulation (DON’T WORRY L.A. FRIENDS I CAN HELP)

vilajunkie oftaggrivated ryanvoid castielshandprint starfally

Identity Dominance (the ability to have total control over any living being who knows the user’s true name/identity) and Demonic Empowerment (the ability to gain power from demonic spirits, gods, or concepts and gain a demonic form). So basically I’m Lord Voldemort with a side of Demifiend and/or the MCs in Persona. ~Every day is great at your Junes!~

(via trash-harpy)

nicedildo:

halfrican—queen:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

Inuit Eliza whose seven brothers are turned into stormy petrels.

Masai twelve dancing princesses.

Ancient Egyptian Rumpelstiltskin who spins papyrus into gold.

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Harriet Winslow on “Family Matters” explains how moms ARE career women. Feminism at its best.

Aka and the Kula Birds

“A man named Aka wished to get feathers to make a feather headdress for his daughter. Aka was not a chief. He gathered a crew for his canoe and told his relatives to prepare food for the voyage. He then looked about for some one to guide him, and finally selected two boys. He chose them because he had seen that, when the children were sailing boats, the boats of these two boys always went straight to the desired place.

"They set out, and after they had gone a little way, the boys said to Aka, ‘There is land ahead. What land is it?’

‘It is Motani,’ replied Aka.

'What can be gotten there?’ inquired the boys.

‘Meie (a species of herb used for perfume),’ replied Aka. ‘I have been there before and gathered the herb for my daughter.’

"After they had sailed on for a long time, the boys said again, ‘There is land ahead. What land is it?’

'It is Moutona,’ said Aka.

'What can be gotten there?’ asked the boys.

Aka replied, ‘Mouomatito no te tahia (a species of grass which was plaited and used in a game played by girls). I have been there before and gathered the grass for my daughter.’

"By this time the boys were anxious to go back, for the birds Aka wanted to get were tapu to their families.

"They sailed on for a long time and again there was the same questioning. The boys said, ‘There is land ahead. What land is it?’

Aka replied, ‘It is Kau kau o meia.’

'What can be gotten there?’ the boys asked.

‘Pehe no te tahi (string figures),’ Aka said. ‘I have been there before and gotten the pehe.’ (According to the informant Aka had landed there on a previous voyage, made cord from the fiber of banana stumps, and learned or invented pehe. This is another story.)

"They sailed on as before, and again the boys said, ‘There is land ahead. What is that land?’

'It is Oautona (Aotona or Rarotonga),’ Aka replied.

The boys asked, ‘What can be gotten there?’

‘Huukua (red bird feathers),’ Aka replied. ‘We will land there.’

"The place, which they first sighted, was the place where the birds were, but the boys said, ‘We must go over to the other side of the island or we shall be heard.’

"The island was really uninhabited, but the boys did not want Aka to land where the birds were, because the birds were tapu [taboo] to them. When the voyagers had beached the canoe, the boys ran away from the others and went to the valley, in which the birds lived. They built a house there, which had a hole in the top but was closed on the sides. They then got in the house and scraped coconut meat. When they had a pile of scraped coconut, they kindled fire by rubbing two sticks together, and threw the coconut on the fire. The birds smelled the burning coconut and came flying in from all directions to see what it was. They circled about, and then plunged down through the hole in the roof. When the house was almost full, the boys closed the hole in the roof. One of the boys then went to Aka and told him to come on with him. Aka entered the house and picked the feathers from the living birds, letting them go after they were picked. They could not fly, because they had no wing feathers. When Aka had enough feathers, he divided them among his crew for payment. Then they sailed home.”

Text Source: E.S. Craighill Handy, “Aka’s Voyage for Red Feathers”, Marquesan Legends (Honolulu: Bishop Museum, 1930), pp. 130-31. The legend of Aka and the kula birds is from Puamau on the island of Hiva Oa. http://web.archive.org/web/20090612100816/http://www2.hawaii.edu/~dennisk/voyagingchiefs/aka.html

Image Source: Collared Lorries (Phigys solitarius, known as kula in the Fijian and Tongan languages) perching in a tree at Matei, Taveuni, Fiji Isles. Aviceda

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! — 1st image © Ramsés Meléndez 2nd image © Ken Sugimori and GameFreak

I can’t do a proper copypasta of the article on mobile, so you’ll have to make do with visiting the link. I guarantee it’s a list worth reading; no fluffy bunny, special snowflake BS here.:

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/18-things-tell-yourself-when-you-think-youre-not-good-enough.html

When same-sex marriages are finally approved and legalized in the entire United States, don’t expect the homophobic lobbyists to give up. You know what they’ll do next? Try to ban same-sex divorces, abortions for LGBTQIA women and non-binary genders, same-sex couples’ choice to give up their children for adoption, same-sex couples’ right to choose DNR (Do Not Resusicutate) for terminal illnesses, the right to choose funeral arrangements for spouses and relatives, the right to homeschool in same-sex households, and all kinds of other rights afforded to heteronormative couples. Some of these may sound silly or contrary to conservative political views, but if homophobic organizations and legislators are as vehemently opposed to any LGBTQIA rights as they claim to be, the battle will not be over just because same-sex marriage is universally legal.

(My intention is not to be a Debbie Downer here, but we do have to be conscious of the possible aftereffects of legalized same-sex marriage. Life is not all sunshine and rainbows and lollipops.)

kylecomputerfile:

I shanked my boy friend because I have AMAZING boobs.

I shot the Kool-Aid Man because I love marijuana. Well, you know, when you got the munchies and you’re desperate, someone’s gonna have to die. Might as well be a living human-sized pitcher of red sugar water.

kylecomputerfile:

I’m gonna be strangled by the internet

I’m gonna be penetrated by Justin Bieber. If by penetrated you mean I will gouge out my own eyes to avoid seeing him in the news again, then yes.

killjimmybuffett.tumblr.com

vilajunkie:

killjimmybuffett:

somebody needs to invent an eating equivalent of masturbation because like

you get horny you can just rub one out with no real consequences after you’re finished being disgusted with yourself but like

i let myself get too food horny and now i’m suffering…

Great. Now I have this image of a guy who cums McDoubles instead of semen. That counts as a superhero ability, right? IT’S CAPTAIN CUMMANDO, AND HIS SIDEKICK GAMETE GUY, SOLVING WORLD HUNGER THROUGH THE POWER OF EJACULATION!

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killjimmybuffett:

somebody needs to invent an eating equivalent of masturbation because like

you get horny you can just rub one out with no real consequences after you’re finished being disgusted with yourself but like

i let myself get too food horny and now i’m suffering real life consequences and let me tell you i don’t even have to be disgusted with myself because my body’s doing it for me

You could always, y'know, kill two birds with one stone and eat your own cum. But maybe that’s too weird for some people.

/brought to you by the weird things I come up with when I’m bored and lonely after midnight

tomokotohomiko:

today in color theory we spent half the class looking at optical illusions and then the last 15 minutes were spent watching ok go music videos

i love college

I am such an art nerd. At first I thought that said “collage”, not “college”. Btw, if anyone’s interested in color theory, I highly reccommend the book “Blue and Yellow Don’t Make Green”. If you’re like me, it’ll make so much more sense why the color wheel in elementary school art lessons looks so different from your attempts to make orange/green/purple with the same red/yellow/blue paints.

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

((Oh gawd, I never thought I’d actually use a HSM meme. Save me from myself.))

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